An Asterisk for Auto Tune

March 7th, 2010

They say war makes strange bedfellows. I guess this is a good example.

In a recent Edmonton Journal article, country music legend Merle Haggard held little back when sharing his thoughts on “Auto Tune”:

“They fix a person’s voice when it’s out of tune, and then they have to do it live when they can’t sing. I [...]

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Fake Outlaw Josh Thompson Evokes Waylon’s Name

February 23rd, 2010

I told you. Once Music Row figured out there is a HUGE group of disgruntled REAL country music fans out there with money to spend, they were going to start manufacturing their own “Outlaws,” fresh faced and focused grouped, ready to maximize their profits with fashion plate country. Well ladies and gentleman, I give you [...]

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Underwood Will Lip Sync at Super Bowl, Fault of Garth Brooks

February 2nd, 2010

This Sunday at the Super Bowl, Carrie Underwood will very likely be lip-syncing the National Anthem, whether she wants to or not, and it is mostly the fault of the king of pop country, Garth Brooks.

This story starts way back in 1993 at Super Bowl XXVIII in Pasadena, CA. In 1993, Garth Brooks was not [...]

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This Taylor Swift Shit - Country Music Is Dead

November 13th, 2009

I would much rather be writing an album review, or highlighting a new artist. But since the 19-year-old Taylor Swift took home an unprecedented four CMA’s, including Entertainer of the Year and Female Vocalist of the Year, this website has been flooded with traffic, similar to what Rush Limbaugh probably experienced after Obama’s win, which [...]

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Taylor Swift, The Songwriter

November 7th, 2009

Tonight (11-6) Taylor Swift will be the host and musical guest of Saturday Night Live. Insert your favorite vomit joke here. If I desired, I could operate a daily blog on how Taylor is either not country, or how her handlers exemplify greed beyond all.

Just this week a controversy brewed about how the new “Platinum” [...]

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George Jones Rips Pop Country

November 2nd, 2009

Country music legend and Hall of Fame member George Jones has come out slinging verbal daggers at pop country performers, saying “They Have Stolen Our Identity.”

Jones, who has publicly come out against pop country before but never in such blunt terms, let the gloves fall in an interview today (11-2-09) with The Associated Press.

From [...]

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30 Rock Goes Country & Garth Goes Vegas

October 19th, 2009

I really cherish the few opportunities I have writing this thing to laugh a little, and today is one of those days. They say all good humor is rooted in truth, and what is more true than the joke that is actors and 80’s pop stars slipping on a pair of boots to “Go Country” [...]

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Jamey Johnson is Pop Country’s “Black Friend”

October 15th, 2009

That’s right, I said it. And I’ll say it again, even though it will probably relegate me even more to being the black sheep of the country music blogsphere: Jamey Johnson is Pop Country’s “black friend.”

No, this has nothing to do with race, and this really has very little to do with Jamey Johnson, the [...]

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Kid Rock Slams Pop Country ?

October 11th, 2009

Over his career Kid Rock has done quite a remarkable thing. No, I’m not talking about bridging the genres of rock, rap, and country. I’m talking about being able to make a successful career out of being a glorified trailer park king, while at the same time besmirching the image of trailer park kings all [...]

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Taylor Swift Disses Country Radio

September 30th, 2009

What, you thought I was kidding when I said Taylor Swift was now #1 in my crosshairs, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? And them some criticized me when I wrote about how the Kanye/Taylor MTV Incident might have been staged, because the issue was “so yesterday.” And others worried that Saving Country Music was going to [...]

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT COUNTRY !!!

September 14th, 2009

Yeah, I heard about Taylor Swift being “dissed” by “Kanye” at some contrived MTV awards show. The fact that anyone capable of growing pubic hair would watch that garbage is beyond me. I rolled up to CNN.com this morning, and even though we have two wars going on, are in the midst of one of [...]

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80’s Pop Star “Tiffany” to Go Country

September 2nd, 2009

So the pop star/actor to “go country” this week, is …drum roll please … 80’s bubblegum synth-pop teen idol “Tiffany.”

Thanks to Declared Ungovernable for sniffing this story out on The Boot.

The first thing I though of when I heard “Tiffany” was this stupid head/hand thing I do in a mocking way whenever I hear [...]

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Sugarland, Wal-Mart Are The Bad Guys

September 1st, 2009

This is the first in a series in support of Record Store Day’s Vinyl Saturday this Sep. 5th.

This is in response to this CMT blog called “Sugarland, Wal-Mart Are Not the Bad Guys,” which admits that Wal-Mart is running local record stores out of business but asserts it is not a bad guy for [...]

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Brooks & Dunn Breakup Reveals Ill’s of Nashville

August 17th, 2009

Last week the pop country world was rocked when the duo Brooks and Dunn announced they were breaking up. Though the duo has never had any particular reason to be in my crosshairs, information that came out in the various stories about the breakup painted a clear picture of the overly commercial approach that the [...]

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Is Country Music Dead?

August 5th, 2009

I normally try to answer questions here not ask them, and you’d think that after running a website called “Saving Country Music” for as long as I have I would have asked this question before. And I’m not asking this question rhetorically either. I really want to know, is country music dead?

I began to wonder [...]

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Hank Williams Jr. Cans Curb Records

July 22nd, 2009

CMT.com is reporting that perennial cash cow Hank Williams Jr. is planning to 86 Curb Records as his label. Hank Jr., who has been close personal friends with Mike Curb in the past and has been on the label for over 25 years, is leaving because he feels he is not being given the promotional [...]

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Not An Expert, Just a Fan.

June 30th, 2009

When Newsweek published an article calling out pop country a while back, I declared this was an important moment: a mainstream news outlet shining a big light on the sham of Nashville. Another reason I knew it was important was because Nashville took it like a shot right across the bow and came out swinging.

CMT [...]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Going Country?

May 21st, 2009

Yeah I know, Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot, but so is the scat as it leaves the bear’s hind quarters. But eventually it grows cold, just like Jessica Simpson’s country music junket did, and I’m predicting a similar fate if Hewitt actually does “go country” like the info the rumor mill is spitting out alludes [...]

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“Country” Warped Tour in the Works

May 14th, 2009

When I think about a good way to personify pop country, I think of a pig; a big, bloated, lazy, garish and gluttonous pig laying around in its own filth and slops. And this pig recently had piglets, with swollen nipples dotting its underbelly. And fighting for a chance with the sweet, sweet nectar of [...]

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Def Leppard Nominated / Performing at CMT Awards

May 8th, 2009

When it was first announced that the 80’s British Invasion’s excuse for a hair band Def Leppard would be performing at the CMT Awards in June, my first question was, “You mean there is yet ANOTHER stinking awards show for mainstream country?” These awards show have me purging more than Taylor Swift the night before [...]

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