Still More Country Than Sam Hunt . . .

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When your music is better classified in every single other major American genre of music instead of country, then maybe you should consider to quit lying to your fans and the public and quit calling it country, kind of like Taylor Swift did. It’s not just that Sam Hunt isn’t country, it’s that he is the absolute antithesis of country.

To illustrate this point, here’s a collection of things that are not country at all on the surface, but are still more country than Sam Hunt.


A Collection of Swamp Dogg Album Covers . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt

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Miley Cyrus . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt


New York City . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt

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A Pimple on Elton John’s Ass . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt

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(not Sir Elton’s actual ass, or pimple)


Shooter Jennings’ Glam Rock Band Stargunn . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt

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British-Born Militant Vegan New Wave Pop Rocker Morrissey Wearing a Spacesuit . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt


Tim McGraw’s “McGraw” Cologne . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt

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Hayley Williams—Pink-Haired Front Girl of the Power Pop Band Paramore  . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt


KISS Giving an Academy of Country Music Award to Lady Antebellum . . . Still More Country Than Sam Hunt

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Taylor Swift, Adele, Meghan Trainor, Dozens of Other Pop Stars, and Yes, Even Luke Bryan and Florida Georgia Line . . . Still, Somehow, More Country Than Sam Hunt.

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