country must be country wide

December 20, 2011

Saving Country Music’s Worst Country Songs of 2011

Trigger Down with Pop Country 47 Comments

I can’t recall a year with this high caliber of a crop of bad songs. This group can hold their own against the Achy Breaky Hearts and Honky Tonk Bandonka Donk’s of the last few decades. And this year might be the first that songs do well not in spite of being stupid, but because they are stupid.

Beer Time, Brantley Gilbert, Brown Chicken Brown Cow, country must be country wide, Dirt Road Anthem, Jason Aldean, Justin Moore, Red Solo Cup, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins

November 29, 2011

Brantley Gilbert’s “Country Must Be Country Wide”

Trigger Reviews 165 Comments

So. The official country music douche Brantley Gilbert has himself a #1 song in the form of “Country Must Be Country Wide.” Our enemy has a new face friends and neighbors, and that face has a penciled-on beard and hoop earrings. Gilbert, his rising fame, and this song’s success are due in large part to the blurring of genre lines between popular music.

Brantley Gilbert, country must be country wide, Jason Aldean, Taylor Swift