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Brooks & Dunn Breakup Reveals Ill’s of Nashville
Last week the pop country world was rocked when the duo Brooks and Dunn announced they were breaking up. Though the duo has never had any particular reason to be in my crosshairs, information that came out in the various stories about the breakup painted a clear picture of the overly commercial approach that the Nashville oligarchy and some pop country artists take toward the music.
For example:
Though there is no concrete evidence that Brooks and Dunn dislike each other, it is common knowledge that the duo rarely speak or interact with each other off stage, and that they ride in separate tour buses. Apparently they do have a ritual of taking a shot of whiskey together before very show, but it is hard to understand how two people who virtually never interact could enjoy a creative, let alone productive environment to create music that feels real or has any amount of soul. It is all about keeping the “franchise” together, a word that Dunn used himself recently when talking about a new contract the duo singed:
“In the contract we are signing now…we are allowed to release solo projects, That doesn’t mean the franchise is in danger.
How can any soul or heart come out of a music project in which the artists involved look at it as a “franchise” instead of a “group” or “duo.” Using the word “franchise” denotes that the name of the group has a life of its own, and that the name is the most important thing, not the music, because of the commercial interests tied to it. The name “Brooks and Dunn” is a brand name, no different than McDonald’s or Coca-Cola.
Another telling tale was that Brooks has said publicly that he wants to be “relaxing on a Caribbean island” by age 60. This has always perplexed me: country artists “retiring.” Possibly the biggest name to retire was Garth Brooks. It makes you wonder if these artist’s hearts are in the game, when really all it seems that they are working for is the day they never have to play music again. And then you see people like Ray Price, Willie Nelson, and David Allan Coe performing way beyond retirement years, and people like Johnny Cash recording songs literally in the final weeks of his life. If music is your passion, you would never want to stop playing and performing.
This also makes me think of Jessica Simpson’s failed music career, and maybe one of the underlying reasons that Brooks and Dunn are breaking up: because if they cannot sell out football stadiums, what is the point? Most REAL country artists play country music because it is their passion, period, money interests be damned. Sometimes they might not even enjoy it, or enjoy the trappings of being a performer. But the music is their reason for living. You may not need this kind of dedication from every artists, but when it seems the only dedication is to keeping a “franchise” alive, it is hard to feel or hear the genuineness in the performances.
Someone can still sell out stadiums and still be real, but only if the true heart is there to begin with. The criticism of Nasville pop country is that it is manufactured, that it is a “product” not “music”, and “franchises” not “names” or “bands”.
I really have no venom to spew Brooks and Dunn’s way. I guess “Neon Moon” is a decent song. And I can’t see the point of spreading rumors about why this duo met their demise (though I heard Brooks said he could replace Dunn simply by getting lighter highlights in his hair, and stuffing another sock down his pants.) But their breakup reveals a lot of the flaws, and the basis for a lot of the criticisms for corporate Nashville music. In other words, this isn’t just a difference in sheer taste, as some would like to think.
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The Obligatory Christmas Blog
Well.
My plan for the Holidays was to be back home in Texas, but after foul weather and flight cancellations, it looks like I’ll be celebrating the birth of baby Jeebus in the not-so-festive Free Hank III hideout, and hoping the sweet and sour pork in the steam plate at the China Panda is fresh.
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BUT! It does mean that I will get to see Bob Wayne and the Outlaw Carnies in a few days!
And hey, WE GOT HANK III TOUR DATES !!!!
2/15 – New Orleans, LA – House of Blues
2/17 – Houston, TX – Meridian
2/18 – Austin, TX – Emo’s
2/20 – Ft. Worth, TX – Longhorn Saloon
2/21 – Lubbock, TX – Jakes
2/22 – Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theater
2/23 – Tempe, AZ – The Marque
2/24 – San Diego, CA – 4th & B
2/26 – Las Vegas, NV – House of Blues
You can always check for dates once they are official under the tour section of hank3.com . And just a note, the venue in Austin was changed to Emo’s from what you might have seen on previous date postings.
The opening band for all the dates is Those Poor Bastards.
And last and certainly least, DON’T WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO:
Told ya.
Merry Xmas Helbillies!
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Jessica Simpson Gets The Boot !!!
Jessica Simpson Gets The Boot !!!
Remember when we were all miffed as mamby pambys that pop diva Jessica Simpson had decided to “make the move” and go to Nashville and see if she could suckle on that sweet, lucrative pop country tit? Well apparently Jessica’s country career went over like a poop in a punch bowl, and is now, it would appear, curtains.
Oh yes, you know this development brings a little sunshine into my cold, cold heart.
You see, we all knew that Jessica Simpson was nothing but knockers and a pretty face (not that I dislike either of these), but apparently the pop country nation had to be SHOWN that she had no talent, and Jessica Simpson did not disappoint, with her album, OR her live performances.
Check it:
Niagara Falls Review
You got to read this one it is funny as hell but here are some excerpts:
“It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.”
“Simpson, on the other hand, has jumped the rails from pop to country like she’s trying on a new coat at Macy’s. And while the resulting album (“Do You Know”, out Sept. 9) might surprise some cynics, this cowgirl seems completely lost and desperate for approval on stage.”
“Dolly, it turns out, is Simpson’s prime inspiration for this move to country, but let’s be clear: The only thing Simpson has in common with Dolly Parton are huge … hair extensions.”
Entertainment Weekly:
“Jessica Simpson cutting a country album falls fairly low on the surprise scale, especially given the still-mooing cash cow of modern Nashville. It’s also no shock to anyone who’s even casually followed her nine-year career that the girl can sing. But while it’s nice to hear her pipes free of breathless pop production, it’s a shame she ran with such bland, emotionally self-indulgent material for Do You Know. And though teaming up with frequent Carrie Underwood songwriter Hillary Lindsey for five tracks was a savvy move, we already have a Carrie Underwood, honey…and she probably turned these songs down. C+”
The Dallas Morning News
“How much should we expect from Jessica Simpson’s country music debut CD? If your answer is not much, then you won’t be disappointed. But for those of us who thought her first single “Come On Over” was a terrific slice of sultry pop-country that managed to tap into her lower register and make great use of an acoustic guitar, the rest of Do You Know proves totally listless.”
Slant Magazine:
“More famous for being famous than for her modestly successful careers as a pop singer and actress, Jessica Simpson is but the latest erstwhile pop star to make a foray into the accommodating world of mainstream country. Unfortunately for Simpson, her debut album for the genre, Do You Know, only stands to perpetuate her problems of celebrity image and credibility. Though the first single, “Come On Over,” which borrows the title but none of the wit or strut from a Shania Twain hit, briefly cracked the Top 20 at country radio, the only memorable aspect about Simpson’s ostensible career reboot thus far has been a ridiculous feud she’s picked with Carrie Underwood.”
Now word is that Jessica might be going gospel or getting into religious studies. Well maybe Jeebus will finally tell her she’s got no talent, and stick to just being hot and trying to sell lipstick or Korean cars or whatever.
So maybe all hope isn’t lost for country music.
This is a good day for America.
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So Many Podcasts, So Little Time.

Man, I’ll tell you. Since I started this thing I’ve been trying to push the podcasts out there that support REAL Country music and real music in general. But the thing with podcasts is sometimes they come and go, because of course just like us bloggers, there’s no money in it, and it can consume a lot of your time. But I’m happy to report that the podcast scene in the Outlaw music underground is thriving, and as strong as ever! In fact there’s some spanking new ones out there!
Outlaw Radio
If you haven’t listened to Outlaw Radio yet at 9PM Central Time on Tuesdays, you’re missing the party. If you like the bands in my top friends, including Hank III, .357 String Band, JB Beverly, Willie & Waylon then this podcast is right down your alley. It’s kind of weird to get to, but trust me, it’s worth it. If you add them as a MySpace friend, then you will get bulletins before the show with links to where you can listen to it.
He’s got great interviews too. In the last couple weeks he’s interviewed Joe Buck and Jayke from the .357 String Band. Hopefully in the future they will make it where they can archive shows so you can listen any time because this podacst ROCKS!
New Big ‘G’ Podcast!
Also on the new front, Big G has a new podcast where he archives his big interviews on Revolution FM’s nightly Texas Roadshow HERE! Go there people, he’s just posted an interview with UNKNOWN HINSON!!!, plus there’s interviews with Kinky Friedman and Billy Bob Thorton there, and many more to come.
Others you May of Not Heard Before:
And if I’m mentioning podcasts I got to mention Tim Pop Live whose got a new band and couple of new podcasts up I still got to catch up with. He’s been a HUGE Free Hank III supporter from the beginning, and plays cool old school punk, metal, and some country too. Then there’s It Burns When I Pee which is the BEST MONTHLY underground country podcast.
Johnny Wright Jr.
But big kudos need to go out to Johny Wright Jr. who appeared on Ralph’s Back Porch on Blog Talk Radio talking about the Reinstate Hank Movement. He’s also got a great new blog up about Reinstate Hank HERE.
Listen people, don’t try to fight through the pop country garbage on the radio any more. Tell the people playing Jessica Simpson between commercials for Viagra and Korean Cars to kiss your ass, and get into podcasting. It’s a great way to hear new bands, and it’s a great way to support independent, local artists!
I know I’ve given you a lot to crunch, but come back to this page and get your podcast fix in small doses.
/It’ll get ya feeling like a good ol’ American boy, or girl.
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The Highwaymen & Hank VS. The Here and Now
I found this on Charlie G’s page. It’s about as poignant and true as it gets. Sure, these old farts are straining to harmonize and the whole thing seems a little contrived, but the verses are so true it hurts.
Charlie G. pointed out in the comments of my last blog that the Grand Ole Opry sold out years ago and that we should get over it. It’s true, the Opry did sell out long ago, and he might have a point that we shouldn’t spend all of our time bitching about this and that, and spend more time celebrating and promoting what is good about the underground/outlaw country movement.
But I must be indulged, at least for today. Because tonight none other than Jessica Simpson is taking the stage at the Opry mother church; that hallowed ground, that majestic WSM microphone that looks so eloquent in that video above.
I’m not going to roast her. We all know she doesn’t belong there. And I have FAITH that when history looks back on this day, they will see it as a tarnish on the history of the Grand Ole Opry. I know other ‘pop’ stars have played there before. But never one so fresh to the country scene, so obviously a product of slick marketing and packaging.
Mike Curb and Garth Brooks, those are worth adversaries. Jessica Simpson is not. She doesn’t even belong in the country music picture.
Just like that song says above, I got no question that Hank Williams is looking down at all of us with our Reinstate Hank banners, and our tributes, and smiling.
Willie, Waylon, Cash, & Kristofferson.
The song remains the same. The torch is passed from one generation of Outlaws to the next, bearing the soul of Hank, and with it the sacrifice and the injustice it carries. We will bear it forever if necessary, until that shining day when it can be laid to rest in it’s rightful place in the mother church of country music: The Grand Ole Opry.
Let Jessica Simpson have her day, and I hope her and the Opry enjoy it. Because even if we lose every battle, I have no doubt we will win the war. This is their high water mark. This is the beginning of the end. It’s a house of cards, built on lies, charades and facades. We will point to this day in the future and say “That’s when they crossed the line. That’s when it all began to unravel for them. When their greed removed all sense of decency.”
I have no doubt.
The Outlaws Will Rise again.
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Are You Ready For Some Football !!??!!??
Here we go! Freehank3.org’s 1st Annual Country Music Football Fire Up!
Jessica Simpson & Carrie Underwood Get Nasty!
Well we love to hate both these girls for their fake pop country lip-sync over-modulated bullshit, but apparently they both love to hate each other! Seems Carrie Underwood was once upon a time getting her laundry peeled off by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, but now Jessica Simpson holds that distinction. This has caused a little trouble in pop country paradise:
I’d watch out Carrie, Jessica’s got a mean right hook, and her banshee screech can out crack the plumber’s union!!!

Somebody needs to stick a ball gag in that kisser.
If you ask me, they both should be penalized 15 yards FOR SUCKING ASS !!!!!
Waylon Jennings Snorting Coke in the Raider’s Locker Room
From the Waylon Jennings Autobiography. Check it:
“One half-time, we found ourselves in the locker room of the Oakland Raiders, who were down six nothing to Kansas City.
The pressure in the locker room was unbelievable. Coach John Madden came through the room, took a bottle of Maalox, and drank it straight down.
I was down there with a couple of friends. We got to tooting the Raiders up. We were in two stalls in the bathroom, and we kept hearing “I’m a big man, pass that over here.” We handed it back and forth until pretty soon it was all gone. Oakland went back out on the field and won 54-6.”

‘Dandy’ Don Meredith & Jerry Jeff Walker
Don Meredith was one of the Dallas Cowboy’s first quarterbacks, and after he retired, he became kind of an all-purpose celebrity. At least he did for a few years until he became a complete recluse and moved to a ranch near Santa Fe.
But Don Meredith was good friends with Willie Nelson, and a lot of Texas Outlaws, including Jerry Jeff Walker.
The following YouTube is not Jerry Jeff’s or Don Meridith’s finest hour, in fact there’s a lot that’s just wrong with this. Dinah Shore man, how did people watch that shit? But what I think is funny is when Don is introducing him, he pretty much bashes pop country music. He talks about how he likes country artists that actually write their own songs, and people that are ‘A little bit out of sync.’ Kiss my ass Mr. Roper.
Jerry Jeff is so lit in these videos. His eyelids are doing the half mast thing.
Jerry is most famous for writing ‘Mr. Bojangles,’ but he was also famous for NEVER wanting to play it and getting out right violent when people asked him to. He punched people out, and one time pissed in a potted plant on his way out the door when someone asked him to play it. Watch ‘Dandy’ Don try to soft pedal Jerry Jeff into playing it. It’s actually not a bad version of the song:
I’m picking the San Diego Chargers and Dallas Cowboys in the Super Bowl, with San Diego winning it.
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