Charo & George Strait to Release “Incidental Isolationist”
Brad Paisley and LL Cool J have the music world buzzing with their new country rap “Accidental Racist.” The anti-racism song from Paisley’s new Wheelhouse album released just this week has sparked controversy in some circles from its racially-charged themes. But not to be outdone, Saving Country Music has learned that another superstar duo is planning their own culture-blending song to capitalize off of the “Accidental Racist” publicity. Country’s King George Strait, and world-renown Spanish actress, singer, and flamenco guitar player Charo have teamed up to tackle the immigration issue in a new song reportedly to be called “Incidental Isolationist.”
Forget that Charo is from Spain and not Mexico, and that George Strait’s voting record is not a matter of public record, the two will comprise the roles of an illegal Mexican immigrant and a Republican-voting Texan for the sake of the song’s message of outreach across the border.
“George and Charo really want to stimulate a dialogue and tackle the complexities of the immigration issue,” George Strait spokeswoman Amanda Frankenfurter told Saving Country Music. “True artistry is often provocative and uncomfortable, but we feel confident it will result in a more open understanding of the perspectives on both sides.”
Though the final version of the song has yet to be consummated, Saving Country Music was supplied with some lyrics that apparently made the final cut.
April 10, 2013 @ 12:14 am
this has got to be satire
April 10, 2013 @ 5:28 pm
That comment is going to maker me die.
April 10, 2013 @ 6:06 am
Good job Trigger Man! I love satire!!!
April 10, 2013 @ 6:08 am
By the way, did you write the song? Not bad!!! You should move to Nashville! (wink, wink)
April 10, 2013 @ 7:21 am
Nice work on that parody!
“I promise my ginormous breasts are real, but I’m still misunderstood…” 😀
April 10, 2013 @ 7:58 am
ROFLMAO great job. Really gave me a laugh. Your so good at satire.
April 10, 2013 @ 8:00 am
lol…Before clicking through I was thinking “wtf” when I read my news feed’s headline for this one.
Could you please replace captcha with the simple math problem solution spam thing (i.e. 2 + 3 = )?
April 10, 2013 @ 8:48 am
April 10, 2013 @ 4:14 pm
Lol! You had me going with that one dude. Right up until the lyrics. What the hell is th world coming to when the ludicrous passes without the bat of an eye as the norm?
The Hillbilly Muslim
April 10, 2013 @ 9:18 pm
Charo needs to bring Burritos to San Antonio. Shittiest Mexican food i ever ate!
April 13, 2013 @ 9:48 pm
I was freaking out right up until I read the lyrics and then I realized it was a joke. You had me scared for a minute Trig. George Strait is one of the last people on country radio I can stand to listen to.