Florida Georgia Line Tests Positive for Sucking on “I Love My Country”
Ladies and gentlemen, the world has been besieged by an unfathomable scourge sweeping over the nations, infecting our most vulnerable, forcing people to shelter in place, shuttering businesses and freezing the free practice of commerce like we’ve never seen before, unleashing other untold disruptions and horrors to life on this fair planet on an unprecedented scale. This scourge, this infection, this terror beyond comparison and imagination that is ravaging our entire way of life has a name well known to many, that immediately incites shrieks of panic; that has become dubiously popularized through a diabolical history of spreading dread and dismay. This name that we speak of, this indefatigable scourge, this apex of frightening alarm is of course none other than the efforts of …the Coronavirus.
You thought I was about to compare the music of Florida Georgia Line to COVID-19, didn’t you. Didn’t you? Even that seems out-of-bounds in these dark days. But this terrible duo’s new song “I Love My Country” is so colossally disappointing, it’s work breaking the quarantine on snark and negative commentary to offer fair warning to the shut-in denizens of Planet Earth to avoid contact with any person or surface that’s infected with this mess.
Our worst fears when seeing that the name of Florida Georgia Line’s new song was “I Love My Country” is that we were in store for some jingoistic anthem slathering it on thick about how much they support the troops and the good ol’ stars and stripes, exploiting people’s patriotism circa Toby Keith 2003. Or, we’d get some ultra-sappy “Kumbaya” moment about how we should all come together—-a redneck version of “We Are The World” ripe for eye-rolling, parody, and ridicule.
Oh, if we could have only been so lucky. Instead, Florida Georgia Line took a long hard read of the room, reflected deeply upon the scope and gravity of these exceptional moments we’re currently living in, and released a spectacularly stupid and shallow Bro-Country list song that sounds like all the other dumb shit they’ve recorded over their embarrassing career. What, are we living through 2013 all over again?
“I Love My Country” tests positive for sucking ass. Instead of stoking national pride, “I Love My Country” induces vomiting in the way it tries to pass itself off as a country song, even having the audacity to mention fiddle and steel guitar in the lyrics, yet good luck finding hide or hair of these things in the mix. Instead what you get is the same Nickelback-inspired rock guitar that’s sullied this duo’s entire career, discretionary and distracting electronic drum beats, suburban rap, and the same token banjo every bullshit Southern pop song employs in a worthless attempt to claim affiliation or affinity for county music.
“I Love My Country” is patriotic in the same way Florida Georgia Line’s song “H.O.L.Y” was religious, meaning not in any way whatsoever. It’s a bait and switch.
But “I Love My Country” doesn’t just sound familiar for Florida Georgia Line. When listening, it evokes fetid nightmares of another odious mainstream “country” star in Kane Brown. Screw me if the chorus of “I Love My Country” sounds near exactly the same to Kane Brown’s “Short Skirt Weather” down to the chords, the tempo, and the overall arrangement. When you deserve to get cease and desisted from the Kane Brown camp that’s got more legal liabilities and skeletons in the closet that an Jeffrey Epstein-connected mogul, you know you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel of ideas.
You wouldn’t wish contracting the Coronavirus on your worst enemy. But Florida Georgia Line fans are just the kind of fools who would spend the better part of a pandemic getting hammered on a beach with their dumbass friends, and then bring the crud back to Mee Maw and buy up all the toilet paper in their town’s Dollar General.
I love my country too, whether it’s the stuff pumping out of my speakers, or this beautiful nation where so many are making untold sacrifices trying to hold the fabric of society together through this unprecedented pandemic. But everyone should practice responsible social distancing from this monstrosity, and it should be quarantined from the public well after the curve has been flattened.
Two Guns Down
….and tell me this chorus isn’t exactly the same.
Terry
April 2, 2020 @ 9:43 am
Ah Trigger, that was just a great review and gave me a good laugh! They do sound the same! At least in the old days, artists would just sing another artist’s song just done their way. Now they just rip each other off. That ain’t art!
Sandy Stobaugh
April 3, 2020 @ 12:28 pm
Couldn’t agree more!
Sam Cody
April 2, 2020 @ 9:44 am
In an un-recommended “Let’s see what’s on local radio” moment the other day, I was attacked by some new pile of shit from Luke Briant, immediately followed by this steaming pile of shit. It sounded like a bro reunion tour or something.
I jumped out of my truck and started licking hand rails, trying to end my misery, but just ended up with a sore tongue and ringing ears…
Fuck these guys.
Craig
April 2, 2020 @ 1:55 pm
I cannot tell you how fantastic this comment is. Well, I guess I CAN tell you because I suppose I just did,. Whatever…your comment is fantastic. 😂
Tonya J Trent
April 3, 2020 @ 5:50 am
I cannot believe y’alls remarks obviously you don’t know country music and y’all should just go back to wherever you came from because that country song is a very good song y’all listen to your stupid stupid s*** because you don’t know country so just stay off the country station.
Kelly
April 3, 2020 @ 10:16 am
You sound as fake and put on as that garbage pail excuse for a song.
Slick rick
April 3, 2020 @ 2:35 pm
Inbreeding is such a bad thing.
Mike
April 7, 2020 @ 5:34 am
Damn, that was near record time!!! I didn’t expect the Karens and Beckys to be done with their mocha venti lattes and their Zumba classes so quickly!!! Usually it takes about 15-20 comments to see the first suburban mom fangirl retort.
I miss Stevie Gaines
April 2, 2020 @ 2:08 pm
+1
Johnny Brown jr
April 3, 2020 @ 8:03 am
I wish we could put Alan jackson,waylon,merle,willie and johnny cash in a room play this song,and watch them sit back laugh and go what the fuck was that.
Marmarbama
April 2, 2020 @ 6:54 pm
Literally laughed out loud at this comment. Hilarious.
Melissa W
April 2, 2020 @ 9:45 am
I usually avoid intentionally listening to FGL but I went for it.. lasted about 45 seconds. The song is just dumb and the production sounds like every other song they’ve ever released which is also not country music.
I am looking forward to the comment section blowing up and providing me with some entertainment!
Brad
April 2, 2020 @ 7:51 pm
Same here, I can’t stand those guys. Unfortunately they are getting filthy rich off this shit!
Willy John
June 24, 2020 @ 10:17 pm
You’re exactly right, that’s the worst song I wish I’d written!
;^)
James
April 2, 2020 @ 9:46 am
You are right on, Trigger. This is unfathomably, inexcusably, bad.
Patrick Abell
April 2, 2020 @ 9:51 am
As bad as I want to hear this, just to see how bad it is, I just can’t. For the most part I have avoided bro country in the same way I avoid poison ivy. I simply don’t want to risk exposure.
Matsfan/Jatsfan
April 2, 2020 @ 10:23 am
Patrick, I am 100% with you. Feel so lucky to read this site to turn me on to great music and just as importantly, help me know what to avoid. Never heard a Kane Brown song and not going to start now. Unfortunately, I have heard a FLG song or two.
Ballcaphalo
April 3, 2020 @ 8:50 pm
Y’all are overreacting. Coming from someone that has always loved country music since I was 7. I know what good country music sounds like. But come on. All you need to freaking remember when country music came out and what I did. It came out during one of the first world wants. Soldiers would tune in to country music to escape war to have a good time. That was country music it was just good timing fun all through the years. New artists would come into spruce up the genre. It continued to evolve. To what it is today. Where still fighting wars inside of the states from this virus to racial remarks and racial divides to over sea fighting. Y’all are agreeing on why country music can’t be diverse. Look at some of the artists today. There just trying to earn a dollar just like everyone. It’s there craft and hard work that gets them their. I have lists of artists in country music that are sub genred out. Let them make there music and what they think is country. If you don’t like it then don’t listen to it. Don’t be waiting around to start a fight with someone that doesn’t want to fight. Music is music let music do what it’s supposed to do. Leave it alone.
Stellar
April 2, 2020 @ 9:52 am
Thank you so much for several minutes of uncontrollable giggling just now!
Jake Cutter
April 2, 2020 @ 9:59 am
Whose bright idea was it to flatten the curve of Sucking-19?
Ed S.
April 2, 2020 @ 10:08 am
Against my better judgement, knowing Youtube will start flooding my recommendations with other shitty songs like this, I listened to both at the end of the article. I figured it might be hard to hear the similarities. Then I listened to them both. The Georgia County Line song sucked bad. Then I clicked on Kane Beeber and I couldn’t even tell it was a different song other than lyrics. The voices even sounded the same. Did a computer generate both of these songs and just Milli Vanilli it or something? They are the same shitty song!
Steel&Antlers
April 2, 2020 @ 10:10 am
Holy crap the chorus’ are actually exactly the same. EXACTLY the same. The unoriginality of Nashville is insulting to its listeners and the country singers and songwriters of the past. This shit is nothing new, let me remind you of this – https://youtu.be/FY8SwIvxj8o
Country
April 2, 2020 @ 10:42 am
Man, the only thing in common of the songs on the video is the chord pattern (common thing, if u see luke combs uses that pattern a lot), the lyrics are pretty different, and that is the magic behind a country music.
Country
April 2, 2020 @ 10:48 am
but that song from FGL and Kane Brown, man that gives a grown man nausea.
sometimes u are so big that everything u put out works…
Tena
April 3, 2020 @ 1:21 pm
OMG that mashup!
Conrad Fisher
April 2, 2020 @ 10:11 am
Something about those first two paragraphs made me read it in Dwight Schrute’s voice 🤣
Corncaster
April 2, 2020 @ 10:15 am
LOL
Now that’s just funny.
Larry McMains
April 3, 2020 @ 10:13 am
Thank you! I have never heard a bro country song that didnt make me want to stab my eardrums. Unfortunately, my ex-wife loved these jackwagons so I heard a nonstop barrage of it the last few years we were together.
Zackary Kephart
April 2, 2020 @ 10:27 am
Honestly, with Corey Crowder’s involvement, too, I was noticing an odd comparison to Chris Young’s “Raised On Country,” at least with that chorus. But yeah, “Short Skirt Weather” seems a bit more dead-on for this.
Travis
April 2, 2020 @ 10:46 am
Who looked at that picture above and thought, ‘there’s a great promo pic, send it out!’?
Jake Cutter
April 2, 2020 @ 10:50 am
Maybe it’s a noble intention…like they believe in truth in advertising.
Travis
April 2, 2020 @ 11:39 am
hahaha, they nailed the look of two clueless dumb asses with zero self-awareness
Jake Cutter
April 2, 2020 @ 10:47 am
What does it mean that no Sucking-19 deniers have shown up yet?
Harpo
April 2, 2020 @ 10:50 am
Trigger, this is the very best article I have ever enjoyed on this site. Thank you, thank you, and
thank you.
wayne
April 2, 2020 @ 11:01 am
FGL sucks shitworms.
Fuzzy TwoShirts
April 2, 2020 @ 11:14 am
How the hell do you catch a fish with a bobber?
dumbasses
Craig
April 2, 2020 @ 1:57 pm
Damn…great point.
Denise Roeller
April 3, 2020 @ 12:24 pm
Obviously you’ve never been fishing with a bobber !!!! 🤣😂😅
paddy
April 2, 2020 @ 11:16 am
I cannot say much about this song as I have no intention of listening to it. By any chance are they donating any proceeds from this to the medical profession who are in the front line By no means should these pricks be allowed outside of Florida/Georgia.
AT
April 2, 2020 @ 11:19 am
Remember the episode of “Friends” where Joey puts on all of Chandler’s clothes? That is exactly who Tyler resembles in that promo photo.
Or Lloyd Christmas’ cowboy attire from Dumb + Dumber.
Travis
April 2, 2020 @ 11:43 am
Maybe they’ll go a little more formal for the next photo shoot and just do the blue and orange suits from Dumb & Dumber
Hey Arnold
April 2, 2020 @ 11:34 am
FGL are not the hit makers at radio that they used to be.
They are fighting hard to stay relevant. Their last album flopped in sales and at radio & Carrie Underwood recently turned them DOWN on their plea to collab….
Also, since when has Tyler Hubbard sported a receding hairline?
The other guy who wears hats all the time has a massive bald spot fyi
Aggie14
April 2, 2020 @ 5:35 pm
Is this confirmed!? Carrie definitely turned them down? Please be true!
Jason Johnson
April 2, 2020 @ 10:13 pm
Florida Georgia Line SUCKS. As a Facebook post once pointed out, Lynyrd Skynyrd, who was more country thant these joker’s, is the REAL Florida Georgia Line.
LB
April 2, 2020 @ 11:48 am
Music like this is the exact reason why I can’t listen to country radio anymore…they are definitely capitalizing on the current worldwide situation right now be releasing this song, and it’s not even an inspiring song at all. The lyrics seem like they could have been written for a middle school writing contest.
cary
April 2, 2020 @ 12:18 pm
I’ll take this over “boyfriend country” any day.
RD
April 2, 2020 @ 12:32 pm
I’d rather have the Chinese Flu than listen to that shit.
r
April 7, 2020 @ 12:39 pm
Maybe you’ll get your wish.
RD
April 7, 2020 @ 12:49 pm
Seems like everyone will at some point
RD
April 2, 2020 @ 12:33 pm
The guy on the right looks like the weird guy in your office building who constantly hectors you about joining his megachurch.
Mike
April 2, 2020 @ 12:34 pm
Wow! If you don’t like FGL or their music, just don’t listen! No need to waste your time or arrogance ranting on something that MANY people obviously enjoy and respect.
JB-Chicago
April 2, 2020 @ 1:10 pm
There’s plenty of need and we have more than enough time/arrogance. Now be a good little bro and social distance yourself from us. We’re in no mood for it.
Jake Cutter
April 2, 2020 @ 2:08 pm
Do you know what irony is?
James Krusen
April 8, 2020 @ 6:30 am
Well since somebody did mention Waylon, Willie and Johnny (at least no one called Waylon and the boys traditional country) that’s probably where you saw the irony that I saw.
I’m 50 years old and listen to country music, southern rock, heavy metal, hippie Rock,And my all-time favorite Outlaw country, which is where Willie and Waylon come in.Real quick it’s a little history on Outlaw country. And yes I took it from Wikipedia.
The outlaw sound has its roots in blues music,[9]honky tonk music of the 1940s and 1950s, rockabilly of the 1950s, and the evolving genre of rock and roll.Early outlaws were particularly influenced by predecessors like Bob Wills, Hank Williams, Elvis Presley, and Buddy Holly. However, an even greater transition occurred after Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson were able to secure their own recording rights, and began the trend of bucking the “Nashville sound”. According to Michael Streissguth, author of Outlaw: Waylon, Willie, Kris, and the Renegades of Nashville, Jennings and Nelson became outlaws when they “won the right” to record with the producers and studio musicians they preferred.And I’m pretty sure if y’all real country fans y’all know the names on this list…….
Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, Shel Silverstein, Chris Gantry, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Guy Clark, Jessi Colter, Tompall Glaser David Allan Coe, Sammi Smith, and Tanya Tucker. Other associated artists include Hank Williams Jr., Charlie Daniels, B. W. Stevenson, the Eli Radish Band, Leon Russell, Townes Van Zandt, Billy Joe Shaver, Steve Earle, Joe Ely, Johnny Paycheck, Ed Bruce and Gary Stewart. I also like traditional country Hank Williams Patsy Cline ferlin husky Loretta Lynn. And I love southern rock Lynyrd Skynyrd ,Marshall Tucker band ,Allman Brothers. Also listen to heavy metal.and also like listening to Brantley Gilbert ,Jason Aldean ,Luke Bryant, and yes Kane Brown. And the irony is everything you’re saying about them pretty much the same type of criticism that was given to the outlaws. When Waylon and Willie and Johnny and Kris Kristofferson start a recording the kind of country they wanted to play everybody called it garbage. Said that it was to rock and roll, too hillbilly, too much of this not enough of that type bullshit. While those of us that listen we were respectful of traditional country it was time for a new sound. You might want to learn some country music history for you start saying what’s country and what ain’t. I mean hell I’m from Texas,I’ve lived in North Georgia and now I live in Arkansas. And listen to country music and rock music and all kinds of music for 45 years. My taste in country music in my knowledge of country music spans from Hank Williams and George Jones, Conway Twitty ,Loretta Lynn ,Alabama from Keith Whitley to Toby Keith. George strait and Brantley Gilbert and Jason Aldean, and don’t forget their buddy Colt Ford.so since I have me listen to country music longer than some of y’all been alive, which makes me well qualified to decide what country and what ain’t at least for me. So if you don’t like Brantley Gilbert, Jason Aldean these new guys and girl. the same thing we told our parents when we started listening to that Oitlaw country….. don’t like it don’t listen to it. And if any of y’all think you can do better get on the mic and show us. Oh by the way you want to hear country song got Brantley Gilbert’s Man that hung the Moon….
Me
April 3, 2020 @ 12:27 am
That’s Exactly Right.
I Love Them!
Benny Lee
April 2, 2020 @ 12:34 pm
Actually didn’t mind the rock guitar intro (not as a country song, but we knew it wasn’t going to be country anyway), but the FGL “song” features that super annoying in-your-face banjo line. It’s like they want to show people how country they are, but only have access to about 5 pre-recorded banjo licks on their iPad. Once the banjo tokenism started it was over for me.
5 seconds of any Kane Brown song is more than enough… not a fan of generic, monotone hic-hop.
Kristen
April 2, 2020 @ 12:35 pm
Guarantee you it will climb the charts and most likely be a #1, which most crappy songs do. The good songs don’t climb fast or climb at all. Example. Luke Bryan with another number one and the song is terrible. It’s about the artist not the song or music sadly..
Rocky Lawrence
April 2, 2020 @ 2:11 pm
After reading your always awesome take on things, I had to at least check it out. After about 30 seconds I couldn’t take anymore of it. I would rather let a Wuhan hooker cough in my face than listen to that shit.
Bruce Bremer
July 3, 2020 @ 5:48 pm
You know a Wuhan hooker? Asking for a friend.
Gabe
April 2, 2020 @ 2:51 pm
It’s obvious after the lukewarm response after they received after the last album era that they’d go back to this sound. These boys will NEVER learn, I just hope radio and people in general treat this song the way they treated Jason Aldean’s “we back”.
sbach66
April 2, 2020 @ 3:10 pm
I took a risk and listened to them both. Good lord, it’s note for note exactly the same.
They both suck balls, of course.
BillyMac
April 2, 2020 @ 3:10 pm
Criticizing an artist for recycling musical and lyrical themes on a site devoted to preserving musical and lyrical themes–intentionally ironic, maybe. The song itself is flaccid suburban adult oriented country rock, but ‘Colossally disappointed’? S-I-M-P-L-E got you thinking they were going trad country, I guess.
As a humor piece, there are some good one-liners, including in the comments section. Lot of effort to troll the poster-boys for Nashville sell-outs, though. New tracks out from Reckless Kelly, Isbell, Brent Cobb and others worthy of some attention.
albert
April 2, 2020 @ 4:40 pm
I keep rationalizing this by imagining all these ‘country ‘ acts sitting in an underground bunker together all trying to write the worst piece of shit imaginable and making a contest out of it .
The act whose song gets highest on the charts is declared ‘ THE ACT WITH THE DUMBEST FANS” and wins . Then everybody in the bunker writes ANOTHER piece of shit and they do it all over again . I have this vision of Aldean , FGL , Luke B , Maren Morris , …all of them at a big private awards show in the bunker – no audience…no fans …….all celebrating and making fun of the folks playing , buying , streaming and requesting these ‘songs’ and shaking their heads at the fact that they can do it again and again and again like throwing a frisbee for a dog ……….and get the same mindless reactions from people overe and over AND GET RICH doing it . Just a big fun industry game in a bunker where no one can find them playing their shittiest song contest .
Corncaster
April 3, 2020 @ 10:30 am
Didn’t Jason Aldean already admit his band was playing rock “to see what they could get away with” on country radio?
albert
April 3, 2020 @ 4:28 pm
……doesn’t surprise me . as you might imagine C-man , I don’t follow young jason too closely . I like to follow folks who CAN sing . I’ll confess though …I didn’t mind the miranda duet .
Bruce Bremer
April 5, 2020 @ 5:37 pm
May be some truth in that.
Jay
April 2, 2020 @ 4:51 pm
So it sounds like Trig really enjoyed this one guys
S. Whitley
April 2, 2020 @ 7:39 pm
Hi! First time reader of your work and I like your style! Tell it like it is! They both sound the same and both suck. Bring back Willie, George Jones, Merle, and all the others of their time that are real country….
Dennis Callahan
April 2, 2020 @ 8:02 pm
Joei Moi shaping…Jay Joyce resinating…Shane McAnally potificating.
Trigger you’re the house physician, diagnosed fatality, perscibition terminal and DOA
That’s Hot Country Radio
Nutjob
April 2, 2020 @ 9:47 pm
I’m surprised you havent bashed Billy Ray Cyrus’ latest ….EP Singin’ Hills, WHICH INCLUDES a version of I AM I SAID, the Neil Diamond classic………oh wait, that’s because it DOESNT SUCK….AND IS PROLLY THE BEST COUNTRY RELEASE THIS YEAR THUS FAR!!!!!!!!
T. Dubya
April 3, 2020 @ 1:03 am
Wow! Who the f**k are U anyways? U’r life must really suck for U to have nothing better to do than bash some good artists, that also do alot to help people! Unlike u’r bi**h a*# self? I mean, unless U consider sucking c”*k at the truck stop for crack money is doing good for others!? I’m glad I don’t know what U look like or where u’r at, or I would be tempted to put u’r a’*$ down?! fr!!
U’r a dumb fuckin ass bitch that needs to get a fuckin life, or have it taken from u, one of the two!!!
wayne
April 3, 2020 @ 9:21 am
T. Dubya,
Exactly who are you replying to?
Jake Cutter
April 3, 2020 @ 1:29 pm
Let’s see U write such a tough death treat, while still censoring u’r curse words like “bitch,” and direct it at the right person. The struggle is fr!!
Raymond
April 3, 2020 @ 4:33 am
OH Good Lord, it was way too early to hear that crap! Made my ears hurt!
Sammy cursive
April 3, 2020 @ 5:50 am
People come on you all have nothing better to do but put down another human what kind of people are you anyway? They are making money writing and singing there songs you don’t have to listen to them if you don’t want to they are not there twisting your arms. Give them a break maybe they wanted to give us all to have a laugh or maybe give our minds a chance to think of something that’s not about how many people have died in the last hour , I CAN’T even image what you all would write if you hear my music that I sing oh yea I can .may God Bless each and everyone of you and keep you and yours safe and out of harms way I pray this in Jesus name AMEN
Travis
April 3, 2020 @ 8:59 am
It gets proven time and time again, bro-country fans have no grasp on grammar and punctuation. I almost think Sammy’s reply is a joke because it’s exactly what you would expect to read from someone making fun of an FGL fan.
Danielle Wolke
April 3, 2020 @ 6:28 am
The fact you thought you were clever saying the song is worse than the coronavirus is disgusting and in bad taste. People are dying, you idiot! Then, you have racist inbred hillbillies calling it “the Chinese virus ” in the comments. Just goes to show what kind of ignorant jackasses are roaming this earth. Thank you, I have lost a little more faith in humanity this morning.
Trigger
April 3, 2020 @ 8:17 am
Might want to go back and re-read there Danielle.
bob
April 3, 2020 @ 9:04 am
It’s from CHINA.
RD
April 3, 2020 @ 9:27 am
Danielle “Woke”
Jake Cutter
April 3, 2020 @ 1:39 pm
“I have lost a little more faith in humanity this morning”…while simultaneously classifying a new “race” of people. That’s a pretty impressive start to your day.
James Hooker
April 4, 2020 @ 6:53 am
WWI
Wuhan War One
Willy john
June 24, 2020 @ 10:25 pm
I think u have some anger issues sweetheart?
Rob
April 3, 2020 @ 7:07 am
This paragraph made me pee myself
“You wouldn’t wish contracting the Coronavirus on your worst enemy. But Florida Georgia Line fans are just the kind of fools who would spend the better part of a pandemic getting hammered on a beach with their dumbass friends, and then bring the crud back to Mee Maw and buy up all the toilet paper in their town’s Dollar General.”
Atomic Zombie Redneck
April 3, 2020 @ 8:04 am
Sounds like it was probably a leftover from their last album’s recording sessions.
Mark
April 3, 2020 @ 9:44 am
You guys are full of godamn shit you’re just jealous
Chris
April 3, 2020 @ 10:56 pm
That the best you can do? Just like their favorite band, FGL stans are boring and unoriginal.
Hank
April 3, 2020 @ 9:50 am
Trigger,
I’m surprised you covered these two clowns today rather than commenting on Sam Hunt’s new album. Would love to hear your thoughts on that.
Trigger
April 3, 2020 @ 10:08 am
Well officially I covered them yesterday, not today.
I’ll probably get to Sam, but there were some more important albums released today. Sam can wait.
Countryfan
April 3, 2020 @ 9:59 am
FGL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not original and this song sucks.
Crucible
April 3, 2020 @ 10:22 am
I so love this site 😀
ECSNYDER
April 3, 2020 @ 11:01 am
I wanna know how he caught a fish with just a bobber
Joe G
April 3, 2020 @ 1:35 pm
This writer is my new fucking HERO.!!!
Don Harrison
April 3, 2020 @ 3:30 pm
I would never want to challenge you in a drinking contest. You’ve got a cast iron stomach if you can swallow both of those tunes in one sitting and keep your lunch down!
Doctor K
April 3, 2020 @ 5:37 pm
Americans are dying by the thousands from COVID-19, yet this music blogger is attempting to extract humor from it. Perhaps Trigger would like to explain to the families of some of my patients why he/she thinks this pandemic is so damned funny.
Jimmy
April 3, 2020 @ 6:12 pm
Can you point out where Trigger said the pandemic is funny? He’s making fun of shitty music, and adding a little humour during a dark time. Relax.
BTW: If you really are a doctor, thank you for being on the front line and doing what you do.
Stay healthy, everyone!
RD
April 3, 2020 @ 6:51 pm
This is funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrhux_CZGRE
Jake Cutter
April 3, 2020 @ 7:32 pm
Same taste in food as Ozzy Osborne.
This song is way batter than the FGL song, on every level
RD
April 3, 2020 @ 7:39 pm
First man ever ate a ten gallon bat.
Jake Cutter
April 3, 2020 @ 7:55 pm
Awesome.
The comments on that video are a gold mine too.
RD
April 3, 2020 @ 6:56 pm
Its the chicken of the cave.
Jake Cutter
April 3, 2020 @ 7:27 pm
Your comment almost gave me a heart attack.
Jimmy
April 3, 2020 @ 6:00 pm
““I Love My Country” tests positive for sucking ass.” Fuck me. This made me howl!
mofo
April 3, 2020 @ 7:50 pm
that kane brown song took 4 writers! whens the lawsuit coming
James Hooker
April 4, 2020 @ 6:46 am
I’m just here for the comments. Happy days.
Doug T
April 4, 2020 @ 9:28 am
That song would make Lee Greenwood puke.
Troy
April 5, 2020 @ 11:01 pm
The sad part about this is that I genuinely liked “Simple” & “Blessings.” I cannot get behind this atrocity of a song. They can sit n scoot with this bullshit.
Isaidit
April 7, 2020 @ 12:46 pm
What a terrible, terrible site I stumbled upon.
what a bunch of losers you guys are.
Mark M
April 7, 2020 @ 7:02 pm
This article/review headline made me laugh out loud Trig. Thanks 😉
earl slick
April 7, 2020 @ 10:20 pm
that title made me laugh out loud
Preston Daniels
April 8, 2020 @ 6:13 am
These guys are multi-millionaires because of their success so obviously they’re doing something right. These guys could absolutely care less about some ignorant, salty critic’s opinion. They obviously know what they’re doing. How much do you make per year clowning their songs Trigger?
Where's Hanksr
January 30, 2021 @ 4:57 pm
Just look Florida Georgia Line’s guitar music. Every song is the same GCD chord progression. If that don’t prove thief lack of talent of song writing well then , you are just as fucking stupid as they are. All bro “fag” country artists should be rounded up and put on a ship, then proudly set sail and patriotically sunk in the middle of the ocean by a nuclear submarine. Don’t make it look like an accident. Give the seaman who pushed the fire button the Congressional Medal of Honer for their patriotic removal of stupid, pointless, no talent country music.
Bigbadnurse
September 4, 2021 @ 5:20 pm
Just watch the Kane brown video and tell me what demographic he’s aiming at. Same one as fgl apparently. Short skirt weather reminds me of the oaks American made — and not in a good way
Bigbadnurse
September 12, 2021 @ 3:27 pm
Can you imagine these two immature asses rolling into town hanging out the window calling attention to themselves. Somebody did that in my small town. He lost control of the car and hit my dads parked car