I tell you, you people make me sick! How dare you accuse the doughy, huggable Gary LeVox of Rascal Flatts, so elegantly crowned as he is with exquisitely-manicured frosted tips like a Chantilly porcupine, of exploiting the poor Caylee Anthony with his new tear-jerking tribute called “She’s Going Places”.
I don’t know about y’all but I think this song is awesome! Did you ever stop and think for a second that Gary might actually care about Caylee? And oh my God her mom is a total bitch slut that is totally going to be free in a few days, and is probably going to do porn or something when she gets out! I mean this thing is a tragedy people, wake up!
It’s even Gary’s birthday today! I’d like to think of each little hair spike as a sparkly birthday candle celebrating his 40 glorious years of keeping docile, milktoast music alive!
I don’t care what anybody else thinks, I think this song is beautiful, and really channels the best of 80’s tribute sap. I hope Gary gets together with Boy George, Cyndi Lauper, and Mr. T and makes a super awesome video for this song! For Caylee of course! And the rest of us tabloid-consuming sheep with misguided priorities and an obsession with manufactured drama and media drivel.
Or maybe he could collaborate with the Johnson Creek Stranglers. I really like this song !!!