Hey Chris Brown, So I Heard You May Want to Go Country

Chris Brown Attends The Kandy Vegas Party At The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino

On the behalf of the people of country music, I’d like to graciously request that you keep your woman-beating, Auto-tuning, lip-syncing, shitty-music making, metrosexual-doucher, getting-in-fights-in-swanky-nightclubs-over-idiotic-rap-turf-wars ass the hell away from anything that could ever be associated or construed with or even misrepresented as country music.