The 12 Days of Country Radio Christmas
“Twelve Days of Country Radio Christmas” as set to the final verse of “Twelve Days of Christmas,” orig. composition 1780, England. Modern composer © Frederic Austin circa 1909. Current composer Kyle “Trigger” Coroneos © 2018.
To be sung allegro and with mirth, diminuendo from the fourth through the second line, crescendo to the end, with final line to be sung in one breath. Invert phrases to recite the entire song.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my mainstream radio station gave to me….
Twelve Machines Drumming
Eleven Douchebags Charting
Ten Auto-Tuning
Nine Synths a-Synching
Eight Songs of Chevys
Seven Sexists Braying
Six Pop Stars Guesting
FIVE SONGS ABOUT ‘GIRLS’ !
Four Backroad Anthems
Three EDM Songs
Two Actual Country Tunes
And a Woman Who Can’t Get Her Single Played!
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Merry Christmas from Saving Country Music!
Sam Cody
December 25, 2018 @ 11:20 am
Been hitting that nog a bit hard, huh? 😀
Music Jedi
December 25, 2018 @ 12:10 pm
Took some ingenuity Trig – I love it! Merry Christmas to all.
CE Licata
December 25, 2018 @ 12:46 pm
Great job. Have a great Christmas
Desperado Destry
December 25, 2018 @ 1:39 pm
The best part of Christmas morn’ is seeing what Trig posted on SCM. This was a goodie… unfortunately true. Keep up the creativity Trigger! Merry Christmas everyone!
Troy
December 25, 2018 @ 3:08 pm
Damn Trig! You drag folks better than most haha! Merry Christmas to you and your family!
King Honky Of Crackershire
December 25, 2018 @ 4:25 pm
Who are the 7 sexists?
albert
December 25, 2018 @ 4:50 pm
This may be the saddest Christmas song I’ve ever forced myself to sing out loud for family and friends . I hope next year’s version will be infinitely better lyrically, far more inspiring , undeniably timeless and have higher numbers .
But Merry Christmas to COUNTRY music fans anyway …..and great job with what you had to work with Trigger
Big Cat
December 25, 2018 @ 5:39 pm
Guess there’s not a high enough number available for whiskey references ???
wayne
December 25, 2018 @ 8:11 pm
Ha Ha. Very good. Even with the obligatory “And a Woman Who Can’t Get Her Single Played!” one I still liked it.
Chris
December 26, 2018 @ 2:45 am
I don’t get this “sexist” stuff. Pop country isn’t sexist in the slightest, it’s just rubbish.
Trigger
December 26, 2018 @ 12:26 pm
Oh jeez, this is just a stupid hyperbolic parody. But if you don’t think there’s any sexists on country radio, just take a spin through Mitchell “Bitches” Tenpenny’s song called “Bitches” and get back with me.
King Honky Of Crackershire
December 26, 2018 @ 4:56 pm
Trigger,
That song isn’t sexist. It’s just a dumb song with a cuss word. Calling people names can’t be inherently sexist.
Ann Stokman
December 26, 2018 @ 3:57 am
Nice!
Montanaman
December 26, 2018 @ 8:02 pm
It would be funnier if it weren’t true. I think there one typo though. Didn’t you mean 11 Douchebags Sharting??