This Is Not How Miranda Lambert’s Marriage Was Supposed to Be Revealed
Life rarely works out the way you plan it, and this is especially true when it comes to marriages and divorces. In the world of power celebrities, marriage is often its own occupation in leveraging the attention of the masses via celebrity gossip rags to make one’s popular culture brand more compelling to the wide population. Certainly this was at least part of the calculus that went into the 2011 marriage of Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert, which surprise surprise, didn’t last beyond four years.
Trust that Miranda Lambert had no intention of revealing her recent nuptials to NYPD officer Brendan McLoughlin on a random Saturday evening in February. It was life that dictated this action to help ice the heat that was starting to rise to the boiling point after a spat at a local steakhouse in Nashville was being elevated from side note in the entertainment section to sizzle on the front page, and the press was starting to get devilishly close to revealing Miranda Lambert’s relationship status for her, and on their terms.
When the initial reports came out of two men arguing to the point of the police being called, and Miranda Lambert dumping her salad in some poor civilian’s lap, it wasn’t especially pretty, but it also wasn’t particularly damning of Miranda’s public persona to anyone that didn’t already have a unfavorable view of the singer to begin with. In fact to many of Miranda’s fans and to the general country music gawker, perhaps it even elevated Miranda’s status as a country music badass.
But the 911 tapes obtained by those nosy busybodies in the media—and especially the one line from a restaurant employee that stated Miranda Lambert was about to get physical with someone—colored the situation in a slightly different hue. The truth is that the details of the altercation still remain foggy, it seems like an older gentlemen not part of Miranda Lambert’s dining party was the primary instigator in the altercation, and if Miranda Lambert wasn’t involved, none of this would be a story at all.
Whether Miranda Lambert and her publicity team needed to pull the nuclear option of revealing the marriage at such an inopportune time, or if the whole steakhouse scenario would have blown over without something to knock it off page 1 of the gossip columns is up for interpretation. But make no mistake, the two are very much related.
Though Miranda Lambert revealed the marriage first on Instagram Saturday evening (2-16), People Magazine was already loaded up with an “exclusive” photo from the union moments later to feed the celebrity crush that shortly ensued. Though Miranda said her disclosure was to coincide with Valentine’s Day, she was a few days late for that to be relevant. And according to reports, the date of the actual marriage was January 26th, so this news had been kept under wraps for a while.
There’s no need for conspiracy theories here. Miranda just didn’t want some celebrity gossip snoop trying to find the identity of the “family friend” from the steakhouse melee stumbling on the fact that she’d been married in a private ceremony, and make it come across like Miranda was either trying to hide something, or deceiving the public. After the gossip mess Miranda has been involved in over the last few years, the idea of a private marriage ceremony completely out of the public eye had to be incredibly appealing to Miranda, and is perfectly within her right.
But Miranda Lambert is still a public figure in the entertainment industry, and if you’re not leveraging things like marriages, baby news, and other such personal matters to your advantage, you’re not playing the game right. In fact when you do reveal a secret marriage, perhaps it adds an air of mystery to the story, making it more enticing to celebrity gossip junkies. In mainstream country, music coverage has devolved to almost exclusively lifestyle reporting of details from performer’s personal lives. Most likely, Miranda and her publicity team were holding back the marriage announcement and details until they could parley that information into coverage of an upcoming single, album, or tour—none of which Lambert currently has active at the moment, and all of which she’s due for shortly.
Don’t take this as blame against Miranda Lambert, or an accusation against her character—whatever culpability she still may have for the steakhouse altercation notwithstanding. Similar to the situation Carrie Underwood found herself in with the release of her latest record, leveraging personal revelations to get the press to actually pay attention to you (or to not pay attention to something else) is a tool artists can use in lieu of mainstream country radio giving them the support they deserve. It’s a sad commentary that celebrity gossip has replaced subsnative reviews or insights into an artist’s music, or equitable radio opportunities for many. But if you’re not playing the celebrity gossip game, you’re putting yourself at a severe disadvantage.
At the same time, trying to game the celebrity gossip system for maximum exposure is very much a “live by the sword, die by the sword” proposition, as Miranda has experienced that now twice in one week. She won’t have the dry powder of a big marriage announcement to bolster her next move in the music business, but now steak-gate is past her for the most part. Hopefully the focus can go where it’s supposed to be henceforth, which is on the music.
February 19, 2019 @ 9:28 am
Something is just off with this…he had a baby with another woman , was engaged to a different woman in July, then met Miranda and got married in 3 months. Can’t wait for the music to come out of this which let’s be honest is the most important outcome of this whole situation.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:10 am
I know, right? Not with anything specific, just seems to be a little odd overall. I mean, I get the fact that you want to keep your wedding private. But was she thinking she could avoid one media outlet or the other to find out sooner or later? Why not made the statement a few days after the wedding – or maybe after your honeymoon. That would have given her total control over the information flow.
February 19, 2019 @ 4:04 pm
Sounds like he and her have the same (lack of) character quality.
February 19, 2019 @ 9:29 am
Miranda Lambert has to work a lot faster if she ever wants to be married as many times as Lorrie Morgan or country hall of famer Tammy Wynette.
February 19, 2019 @ 9:38 am
Thanks Trigger. That is the most common sense article of the situation.
February 19, 2019 @ 9:45 am
Oh man I was hoping this site would stay away from the gossipy situation of her personal life. It just seems like it can’t. I understand it probably pulls in a lot of new people to the site but damn.
People love to assume the negative in anything and everything. I am a more half glass full and not everything is bad or negative and people will assume the negative in how their relationship started but there is always an alternate not so crappy way things started like perhaps the relationship was already ended before baby mama found out she was pregnant. why do people care so much and automatically assume negatives. just enjoy the music.
congrats to them. hope their marriage works and they have decades of happiness.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:01 am
personally I don’t care if Miranda throws up on the pope ……I’m only here for the music , the voice , the talent ..
February 19, 2019 @ 10:08 am
This gossipy situation has very significant impacts on Miranda Lambert’s career, and thus, country music. Undoubtedly there is a gossip nature to this story. But there is also an important story to be told beyond the gossip, including how gossip is becoming country music, where all the public does is hang on baby and marriage news, with music simply being the excuse to pay attention to celebrity personalities.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:35 am
I suppose that is very true people using music as an excuse to pay attention to celebrity personalities. I just don’t personally understand as this is the only site where I will comment on articles on an occasion. I don’t have facebook, twitter, or any other social media platforms nor do I care to read the personal nature of the celebrities or follow celebrities personal lives. Generally I try to avoid it as much as possible as most people are just judgemental, vile and negative. drives me crazy. The truth doesn’t have to be printed. I’ve got my own marriage, job, family to focus on but I absolutely wish her well and success in her marriage.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:45 am
“Generally I try to avoid it as much as possible as most people are just judgemental, vile and negative. ”
I wish there were more of us out there.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:41 am
If people say they don’t like gossip, they’re lying. It’s only when the gossip is about somebody they like that it becomes an issue. Then we should all focus on more important things.
Unfortunately for Miranda and her husband the truth about his murky past has been exposed and is no longer just gossip.
Gossip and interest in the personal lives of country singers has been around forever and so has country singers using their personal lives to sell their image/music. Miranda’s relationship with Blake Shelton was a power couple set up. Everything from the engagement to the wedding was sold. Can’t complain about your personal life being invaded if you’ve made a career out of exposing your personal life.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:53 am
I only became a fan and discovered Miranda when Vice became a single. Didn’t know anything at the time about her engagement and marriage with Blake let alone how it was a selling point for her or their careers. I even was able to avoid the divorce drama.. until I discovered TWOTW record anyways. However clearly she was trying to keep this secret out of the public eye as long as possible cause she knew this would blow up just like things seem to do in the media with her these days. I don’t think she was waiting to release the news of her marriage to time it with the release of a single or new record tho.
February 19, 2019 @ 11:17 am
She exposed the mother of her husbands child by stalking and following her on SM just like she did with her now exes girlfriends and wives. That’s not trying to keep things secret.
I think she’s very talented and has some great songs but I’m not a fan of her as a person. If she was my favorite I would be very concerned for her because the last 6 months of her life has been one impulsive screw up after another. All her comments these last couple of months have been about focusing on herself and her music and being happy and single. Then she finds a guy on the street and marries him after spending hardly any time with him. That’s not normal behavior.
February 19, 2019 @ 11:03 pm
So intellectually true.
February 19, 2019 @ 6:40 pm
I love the gossipy stuff. Keep it coming.
February 19, 2019 @ 11:07 pm
Lol… I love that!
February 19, 2019 @ 12:26 pm
Well said!! Thank you!
February 19, 2019 @ 9:52 am
I’m starting to think the steak house fight was a diversion tactic from her messy quickie wedding.
The fighting is just a side note to the main story now but it adds to people’s concerns that she’s spiraling.
February 20, 2019 @ 11:18 am
I heard there were two Nigerian brothers at the steakhouse.
February 20, 2019 @ 1:23 pm
Haha
February 21, 2019 @ 8:02 pm
Yes, and one was pouring bleach on his steak and the other was yelling something that sounded like MAGA. Odd.
February 19, 2019 @ 9:56 am
Yes, her personal life is kind of messed up. This is the case with many humans.
At least the music is good.
Although I did finally listen to all of TWOTW, and it felt like there was a lot of filler. Probably could have been one strong normal-length LP without all the snoozers.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:06 am
my sentiments exactly , benny . when it came out I ‘ whittled it down’ to one solid record for my iPod . lotta filler , for sure .
yes ….i still use an iPod .
February 19, 2019 @ 12:54 pm
I love the whole record, but I would be curious to hear which tracks you kept, Albert.
February 19, 2019 @ 6:34 pm
good ol days
things that break
for the birds
well rested
tomboy
keeper of the flame
bad boy
dear ol sun
getaway driver
vice
smokin jacket
pushin time
February 19, 2019 @ 10:08 am
She couldn’t release it without all of that filler, because that is the only way that each sale counted double as a double album and she wanted that record to look really successful for her. Smart move.
February 20, 2019 @ 6:12 am
Filler? lmao. That’s one of the best double albums ever made. The only song i skip is Pink Sunglasses, which is actually still fun to learn live, but on the record it’s just a little too silly. Incredible album all around.
February 20, 2019 @ 6:57 am
Count me as someone that thinks the album has too many songs, but Pink Sunglasses is one of my favorites. It’s silly, but in my opinion, it’s a certified banger.
February 20, 2019 @ 10:59 am
Six Degrees of Separation and Bad Boy are my least faves. I genuinely love everything else on the album(s).
You can pull a few different records from it based on which tracks you pick. I love listening to it going from The Nerve to The Heart for each track. They line up really nicely into a slightly darker story.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:03 am
She knew this guy for two months? He had a baby with another girl 3 days after they met? In November 2018? So she’s stepmom to a newborn? Do we check the wedding registry or the baby registry for a gift to send? She must be pregnant. And this guy is still giving his number out to women by multiple accounts. Miranda needs to reevaluate her life at this point. It’s not even funny at this point, just sad.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:10 am
Kind of sad all these folks spend so much time procuring all the details of some celebrity’s personal life too.
February 19, 2019 @ 12:50 pm
What else are we doing in the middle of February? I admit I was immersed in it while reading John Muir essays Saturday night. There’s no college football; I don’t watch much TV. And it was very relevant to the salad dish tossing story.
February 19, 2019 @ 1:24 pm
For maximum media exposure, you release information on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday morning. That’s when writers are behind their desks looking for articles to write. Saturday night is just about the worst time to release information. That doesn’t mean that something like a Miranda Lambert marriage won’t break through. But trust me, having worked in this business for over 10 years, nothing is released Saturday night by design.
February 19, 2019 @ 7:09 pm
I was just defending my interest in the subject.
February 20, 2019 @ 5:44 am
In all fairness, the info is everywhere. You can’t really avoid it even by not clicking because the keywords are in the headlines. She may have released it on a Saturday night but she also sold the story to People magazine just like she did with her last husband. If she does that, she can’t really complain about being gossiped about, right? I like a lot of her earlier stuff. TWOTW didn’t do it for me. But like her or not she has always sold a false image to the public. Maybe that’s just survival in the business but you can’t sell your pics and “fairytale” to People and then talk about lack of privacy.
February 19, 2019 @ 6:20 pm
Actually no one knows what goes on in someone’s life unless you are there. SM is the worst everyone knows what everyone is doing they THINK. People gossiping makes it worse
February 19, 2019 @ 11:10 pm
You’re the one that put the stories out. It’s only human reaction.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:15 am
oh geez, let’s believe everything we read now.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:06 am
Can’t wait for all of the “wHo CaREs aBouT THis jUSt giVE Us mORE mUSic ReVIewS” comments from the people who probably didn’t even bother to read the Charles Wesley Godwin review on Friday
February 19, 2019 @ 10:07 am
Sold her wedding story to People magazine again, huh?
February 20, 2019 @ 8:27 am
Exactly! I love her music, but will admit that I am fascinated by the gossip-aspect of all of this. And acting as though people shouldn’t be wondering about the personal lives of celebrities, as if its really all about the music? Tell that to Miranda who is making money off her personal life by selling her wedding pics to People magazine. Again.
May 29, 2019 @ 9:58 pm
How do you know she sold them from her first wedding. It could have been Shelton. He sold the pics from his 1st marriage to Kaynette.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:10 am
Here’s what I think about this:
February 19, 2019 @ 10:34 am
You think enough about it to leave a comment.
February 19, 2019 @ 11:35 am
Here’s what I think about your comment:
February 19, 2019 @ 11:39 am
You think enough about my comment to leave a comment.
February 19, 2019 @ 12:44 pm
That’s because I like you and didn’t want you to think I’d ignore you.
February 19, 2019 @ 8:06 pm
Well, shoot. Now I feel like an ass.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:25 am
I’m gonna need a Tales from the Tourbus episode about her at this point.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:33 am
Why do people have to be so negative. Wonder why the world is like it is. It’s her personal life and I’m for happy for her. She deserves happiness and reading and believing all these tabloid articles is ridiculous. Again no one but them knows what happen or what’s going on. She is constantly dragged through the media fir every move she makes. Bless her heart, I don’t blame her for wanting to stay private. She can’t do anything without the media being involved or haters and negative people making comments.I think she is an amazing artist and I love her music. Congratulations to them both and I wish them a lifetime of happiness because if anyone in the public eye deserves it it’s Miranda. Stop being haters and just wish them well!! And yes I am a Miranda fan..
February 19, 2019 @ 10:45 am
You are a more of a stan than a fan. (Trigger loves to call out the Shefani stans but Miranda has them too) Most of us on this website enjoy her music too, it’s just taking an objective view of what’s been happening with her lately and having legitimate concerns about her personal life overshadowing her musical talent.
February 20, 2019 @ 11:22 am
“It’s her personal life and I’m for happy for her.”
You’re happy that her personal life is a train wreck? Doesn’t sound like you’re much of a fan to me.
February 20, 2019 @ 7:51 pm
Are you talking about my comment? If so you obviously didnot read it..
February 20, 2019 @ 9:35 pm
Yes, your comment, and yes, I did read it. This lady’s personal life is an absolute mess, and I feel sorry for her. Whereas you are happy for her. And yet you claim to be a fan. I don’t claim to be a fan – pretty neutral about her, actually – but I obviously care more about her than you do.
If you don’t understand why that’s messed up I’m guessing your personal life is pretty well jacked as well.
February 21, 2019 @ 2:10 pm
You can’t blame her for wanting to stay private, yet she SELLS her story to People, complete with a new picture and staged pap stroll, because you know NYC stores leave their Valentine Day Ads up two days after the actual date.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:35 am
Won’t be long before she “gets her name changed back” 🎶
February 19, 2019 @ 10:43 am
”Won’t be long before she “gets her name changed back” 🎶”
that song , IMO , was a huge misstep for her …
that and the duet with carrie
tin man , keeper of the flame and several dozen others atone ….
February 19, 2019 @ 2:09 pm
How is her version of Tin Man any better than Kenny Chesney’s of years before. I loved his balled.
February 19, 2019 @ 11:15 pm
Efen FUNNY!!!
February 20, 2019 @ 6:14 am
Something Bad is so much fun, come on! And that Pistol Annies song is great.
February 19, 2019 @ 10:39 am
Wishing love and happiness to Miranda and Brendan. Don’t care who dated who in the past. So glad to see this talented woman happy. If it last two years or fifty years, she is in love and happy now. That’s something alot of people never have.
February 19, 2019 @ 11:10 am
“if you’re not playing the celebrity gossip game, you’re putting yourself at a severe disadvantage”
On whose terms? Tyler Childers and Jamie Lin Wilson don’t play the celebrity gossip game because, I suspect, they don’t care to become pop celebrities. In fact, it would hurt them.
Seems to me this is all just Jerry Springer Nation feeding on itself. If that’s your thing, fine, play that game. But it’s not the only game in town.
Not anymore.
February 19, 2019 @ 12:11 pm
Corncaster,
Correct. When one enters the sphere of entertainment via the celebrity route, they cannot complain that their personal lives are made public. Not saying it should be that way, but it is and that is the game they signed up for.
Lambert’s shenanigans and romps are part of her persona, albeit not a good one. Not agreeing they should be tabloid fodder, but they are because of her “celebrity” status.
Also Trig’s comment, “…But there is also an important story to be told beyond the gossip, including how gossip is becoming country music, where all the public does is hang on baby and marriage news, with music simply being the excuse to pay attention to celebrity personalities.” is spot on.
Heck, we knew more about Underwood’s bad life-altering facial scar than what was going on with her music at the time. It was a manufactured dud.
In closing, yes, Lambert has issues, real issues. Should they be tabloid gossip? Well, she is a public figure and that is part of it, right or wrong. One cannot sign up for baseball and then complain about getting hit with a pitch.
February 20, 2019 @ 8:29 am
She sold her wedding photos to People magazine, for the SECOND time. Yes – she SHOULD be tabloid gossip. She put herself in the tabloid and is getting paid off it it. This is clearly what she wants.
February 20, 2019 @ 10:54 am
I think its funny how she sold the wedding story to People, who has since posted an article outlining all of Brendan’s apparent cheating.
April 28, 2019 @ 2:07 pm
It was my understanding she sold them to the highest bidder and donated all of it to charity. Magazines will use it, they might as well pay for it. She doesn’t need the money. She was beating the rags to the punch.
February 19, 2019 @ 12:18 pm
Shades of Tanya Tucker- wild child- married to a cop! LOL- wow.
February 19, 2019 @ 12:21 pm
As my dear ole’ southern mamma used to say: “If this young lady had as many sticking out of her, as she has had in her, she would look like a porcupine”
February 21, 2019 @ 6:54 am
Wow……I’ll take sexist bullshit*t you’ll never say about a man for $1,000, Alex….
February 19, 2019 @ 12:34 pm
As a fan of her music who could care less about her personal life, I hope that since she isn’t currently touring or promoting a record, she will take some “time off” and stay out of the limelight for a while.
When she does release new music, it would ne nice if the rollout was about the music and not about personal drama. (Although as a fan I will selfishly hope all this drama inspires some kick ass songs).
February 19, 2019 @ 12:51 pm
*couldn’t care less
February 19, 2019 @ 7:12 pm
She’s headlining our all female artist day both solo and with the Pistol Annie’s at The Windy City Lake Shake in June. No I’m not going. Not because of her per se but there’s not one other female worth seeing on that usual suspects bill.
February 19, 2019 @ 1:43 pm
Tabloids and gossip shows are popular because people like to see their favorite stars taken down a peg. It’s a vicious form of envy.
In the time it takes to watch a gossip show, you could listen to some life-affirming music on an SCM playlist.
Going to play some Little Roy Wiggins right now.
February 19, 2019 @ 3:22 pm
The real question is in the end who will have more rings, Miranda or Tom Brady?
February 19, 2019 @ 7:52 pm
What’s the over/under?
I don’t know what that means. I just know someone is supposed to ask.
May 29, 2019 @ 9:55 pm
If Shelton gets married again, he will have more. Interesting that Tom had an Ex-girlfriend that was pregnant with his child and he married another woman. His career didn’t suffer.
BTW, If her Ex Shelton gets married again, he will have more rings than ML. JLo, Madonna, Mariah Cary all have been married more than twice. There’s plenty more men & women.
Don’t understand the need to try and bring down another female. As far as dating I can bet everyone commenting here doesn’t have a clean past from past relationship foibles.
February 19, 2019 @ 3:40 pm
This world is crazy, what happened to empathy? given what this woman has been through these past years you would expect people to be happy for her instead of tearing her down. First heard of her with the release of TWOTW she’s an incredible singer/songwriter and I’m a fan for life. I wish them a lifetime of marital bliss, she deserves it.
February 19, 2019 @ 3:41 pm
She’s so gross.
February 19, 2019 @ 3:49 pm
You can’t make this shit up.
February 19, 2019 @ 4:45 pm
I know a lot of people especially celebrities have very messy personal lives but Miranda is sure on a roll here. Her team definitely dropped this wedding reveal bomb to distract from the negative press over “Salad Toss-Gate”. Didn’t they realize Brendan’s past sketchy relationships, including his path to Miranda, would soon come to light? News of their marriage is not making either of them look any better following the restaurant incident. Actually they both come off looking even worse now than they did a week ago.
February 19, 2019 @ 5:47 pm
It baffles me why feeding the tabloid monster would result in more music units sold. Is a tune merely a moment in some ridiculous drama? Like a music video in the middle of a soap opera? If so, no wonder people like Miranda seem to manufacture drama. It could be the basis of her her business model. What a self-centered piece of work.
February 20, 2019 @ 7:57 pm
Don’t know why this salad incident is still a big deal. No charges were filed at all and no one actually knows what happened. I mean supposedly this guy comes to her table yelling and cussing at them and I guess she is suppose to just take it. No one said a word when asked. If it was such a huge deal charges would have been filed.
February 19, 2019 @ 9:52 pm
Remember when Jason Aldean cheated on his wife? Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger divorced after four months? Garth and Trisha? Vince and Amy? LeAnn and Eddie? Country… keepin’ it real. And still better than the Kardashians.
February 19, 2019 @ 11:30 pm
A boy in a uniform…but he must be loaded (of course not monitory) lol
Like father like daughter. He just waltzed into winning the mega millions!! “ALL INCLUSIVE… Literally…even Sex included!! Lucky boy? She didn’t even have to get stretch marks having a baby! Lol. The poor child that she will likely push aside! Kudos to Miranda Lambert’s parents…they taught her well!
February 19, 2019 @ 11:41 pm
SPELLING CORRECTION: MONITARY
February 20, 2019 @ 6:13 am
0 for 2
February 20, 2019 @ 10:18 am
Spelling correction of your spelling correction: Monetary
February 20, 2019 @ 11:17 pm
Yes
February 20, 2019 @ 3:50 am
Trigger: “She won’t have the dry powder of a big marriage announcement to bolster her next move in the music business…”
But she will have the divorce.
February 20, 2019 @ 6:15 am
Don’t care about celebrity gossip, even stars i love. Don’t care who they’re dating, or not dating. Married to, cheated on, blah blah. Just don’t care. I’m here for the music. I wish her happiness and 50+ more years of great music.
February 20, 2019 @ 9:20 am
W’ere you not all up in the Turnpike/Evan gossip?
February 20, 2019 @ 7:55 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDgXDTZl3xU
February 20, 2019 @ 9:16 am
Live and let live. Some interesting points about this union: HE IS A NYC POLICE OFFICER.lives in NYC has not left for Tennessee. So, who is to say if they are really married. Something to consider. Doubt he will give up being a cop in the Greatest city in the world. I don’t think they’re married.
February 20, 2019 @ 1:34 pm
Well from the PR pieces they keep pumping out they got a wedding license/married on January 26 in Tennessee. Why do you think Miranda is lying about her marriage?
I also don’t see him leaving NY. Aside from his messy love life he seems like a decent guy from a close knit half Irish/Dominican family. I don’t think he would abandon his baby he has 50/50 custody of so Miranda will have to move to New York to be with him.
February 20, 2019 @ 1:42 pm
I stand corrected, he has resigned from NYPD. So he’s Irish and Latino….that explains the gorgeous look of him. Something tells me Miranda is looking to leave Music for a while. I just get that feeling. Maybe she’ll move here to NYC.
February 20, 2019 @ 2:39 pm
I wouldn’t be surprised if she got herself pregnant and that’s why the quickie wedding. No other reason to marry somebody you’ve known for 2 months and you’re not even planning to live with full time. Maybe you’re right and she is taking a break although she was recording with Ashley not too long ago.
February 20, 2019 @ 3:02 pm
No, no pregnancy. Hope she has a Pre-Nup.
February 20, 2019 @ 4:02 pm
Hope she has a pre nup and a receipt for that engagement ring she no doubt bought for herself.
February 20, 2019 @ 4:35 pm
All those 911 callers said she was drunk. So I hope she’s not pregnant …
February 20, 2019 @ 10:51 pm
He hasn’t resigned. He was reassigned to desk and driver duty. And one of the 800 press releases stated it would be a long distance marriage. He will re-evaluate his living situation in a year.
February 20, 2019 @ 11:03 pm
That’s not the way it works at NYPD. Getting reassigned because you’re married? According to the NY daily news he did resign. So, I guess its a matter of time until it’s official.
February 21, 2019 @ 6:18 am
Ok, now I see WHY he got “reassigned”…the Media.
February 20, 2019 @ 10:27 am
I’m just waiting for the sex tape. You know it’s coming..
February 20, 2019 @ 11:28 am
What is the title?
February 20, 2019 @ 2:58 pm
Bathroom Sink
February 23, 2019 @ 7:18 am
Salad Tossing
February 20, 2019 @ 11:36 pm
Hahahaha
February 20, 2019 @ 11:41 pm
Oh my bejesus…. I just saw the video of Miranda Lambert’s cop-husband dancing in a gay pride parade in 2015 so LOL!! She probably married a bisexual cop!!! You guys got to watch it!!!
February 21, 2019 @ 10:05 am
Nothing wrong with being bisexual. Lots of things to make fun of like him being a stripper but no need to shame people’s sexual preferences.
February 21, 2019 @ 5:32 pm
But Miranda Lambert apparently is not bisexual that was my whole damn point!
February 21, 2019 @ 1:46 pm
Miranda is very talented. One of the best songwriters in the music industry. She is so messy and has lousy taste in men. The people who go on about how they don’t like to gossip, not judgmental, vile and negative only mean they are not that way towards people they like. If its someone they don’t they do all the above. Miranda is the one that puts herself in the celebrity status by selling her wedding photos when she got married. She loves the gossip or else she would not play into it.
February 23, 2019 @ 3:24 pm
At this point I think she is the problem. Only people who are messed up in the head would go after two married men, and a man who just had a baby.
February 21, 2019 @ 3:34 pm
Where are all the people who were saying they were happy Miranda and Evan were in love now? GMAFB this has become a trainwreck. Not a Miranda hater at all, she has long been one of my favorite singers (not hyperboly) but taking all this on face value she doesn’t have a shred of virtue left, which is sad to say the least. I’m really thankful however that she seems to be clear of the Troubadours though, she was damn near to Yoko Ono’ing them.
February 21, 2019 @ 7:52 pm
yes Miranda Lambert is very talented however it doesn’t take away the fact how many people she has her and put herself before any other woman’s feelings are man’s feelings so maybe her on the copper fit to be tied sometimes too arrogant will cell Miranda they’re both in there shut doesn’t stink perfect couple but I don’t want to listen to her sad crying music anymore in my future I hope she loses a lot of ticket sales. But the stupid will keep supporting her… Do we actually know that the money they pay belter mansions and I live in a stick-built house? Keep on praising her like everybody does for Jason Aldean in the nanny. Keep on praising Garth Brooks and Trisha yearwood she’s a homewrecker also but everybody loves her cooking show… And so on and so forth. I will never pay a dime toward at Miranda Lambert’s Mansion payments….it’s enough for me to Bear her on radio anymore! I’m actually jealous of the cop… just a normal Joe off the street who became a millionaire in 3 months!!! Lol!!!
February 21, 2019 @ 8:00 pm
Talk text really just efed my whole message up! Damn! I’m going to type from now on! Sorry. I was trying to get a point across. I guess the point I was trying to make is let’s not forget how ungrateful an mro Miranda is when she had no regard for anybody being married. Having a baby. Are engaged. Miranda is only out for Miranda. So if you fan lovers want to keep paying her bills… Kudos to you. But I won’t.
February 22, 2019 @ 3:11 pm
She’s just another person with personal issues who happens to also be famous, so her issues are more visible and interesting to the public. At this point, on a personal relationship level, anyone who gets involved with her romantically has had ample warnings of what to expect.
February 28, 2019 @ 12:33 am
It’s apparent everyone’s done “venting” here on Miranda Lambert’s salad tossing… secret marriage to a cop, and her foul mouthing to reporters (blasting the public about her “we got hitched” publicity act..but then turns around and tells them to mind their own fucking business”). Hey y’all I’m a country girl…but that Miranda is one gal I don’t want my little ones growen up hearing!! In the past cowgirls cussed… But I don’t recall respectable good ones saying the FUCK word! Other than Bebe rexha! That must be the new age marketing strategy!! Stay s***** and stay Carson and you’ll be rich and famous. Let’s remember her husband cop… His first employment interests were in being a model… Not a cop. I do have my education and work background in criminal justice and he’s just another fly by guy. Kind of like a dumb rookie. I’ve been there and I’ve seen it. It’s all about the uniform?!!
April 28, 2019 @ 2:16 pm
Thorough bashing of a person we assume you do not know personally, but have all the info and insight into her marriage, family, and career.
Get. A. Life.
Seriously.
Useless, hateful blabber.