The 12 Days of Country Radio Christmas

“Twelve Days of Country Radio Christmas” as set to the final verse of “Twelve Days of Christmas,” orig. composition 1780, England. Modern composer © Frederic Austin circa 1909. Current composer Kyle “Trigger” Coroneos © 2018.

To be sung allegro and with mirth, diminuendo from the fourth through the second line, crescendo to the end, with final line to be sung in one breath. Invert phrases to recite the entire song.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my mainstream radio station gave to me….

Twelve Machines Drumming

Eleven Douchebags Charting

Ten Auto-Tuning

Nine Synths a-Synching

Eight Songs of Chevys

Seven Sexists Braying

Six Pop Stars Guesting


Four Backroad Anthems

Three EDM Songs

Two Actual Country Tunes

And a Woman Who Can’t Get Her Single Played!

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Merry Christmas from Saving Country Music!