Kane Brown Got Lost on His Own Property, Rescued by Police

Kane Brown got lost on his own property for seven hours, and had to call the police to be rescued. This was one of the revelations that came from the 26-year-old pop country star’s recent interview with fellow country star Jana Kramer, who apparently now works for the junk food entertainment show, Extra!

“I heard a rumor that you got lost in your house, in your property. Is that true?” Jana Kramer asks (see below), stirring visions of Spinal Tap getting turned around backstage.

“Yeah, we got lost for seven hours,” Kane explains. “We have 30 acres, and it’s all woods. And we made our own trail. And it started raining, and it started getting dark, and we started running out of gas, and we couldn’t find our trail back. We live by all these cliffs, so everywhere we tried to go and we thought we were getting somewhere, we’d run into a drop off. So we ran into a drop off, so we ended up having to call the cops, and walking down.”

In Kane Brown’s defense, he had just moved to the property. And it started raining and getting dark, which can be really really scary. But even in a wooded area, it seems a bit strange that after seven hours, he still could figure out his way back. 30 acres is a spread, but not the wilderness. And though we don’t know exactly what he was driving, he was driving something if they started running out of gas, meaning there had to be some sort of trail.

Seems to me if you kept running into a cliff face that you didn’t ascend to get where you were, the smart thing to do would be to turn around go the opposite way, not continue to along the cliff face looking for a way down. I probably would have rather died from exposure or gnawed my own arm off for sustenance than as a grown ass man, calling the cops when I couldn’t find my way home on my own property. But then again, I don’t think like Kane Brown.

The only respectable way to be able to tell this story is if you were Johnny Cash, it was 1972, and you were high on pills at the time. Country music in 2020, ladies and gentlemen.

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UPDATE (8/7/2020): On Thursday (8/6), Kane Brown posted a slightly more detailed explanation of the incident.

“Someone help! I’m lost… ALL JOKES ASIDE. The real story is I moved into a new house. I own 30 acres of 3000 around me. I told my wife I wanted to go check out the property I’ll be 30 minutes. I went with my friend and his girl. I was in shorts and a t shirt. 30 minutes turned into 3 hours it started raining turned dark and dropped to 40 degrees. I left my phone on the back of my truck my friends was on 7%. We used gps to try and get back but it kept taking us to all these cliffs that u can’t drive a 4 wheeler down and I wasn’t about to leave them. So I called my last resort. Ryan upchurch who lives in the area. He finds me with his buddy and now 3 turned into 5 of us lost. He has 4 other friends riding around in a canam and they start getting shot at. My buddy’s girl who has asthma started then freaking out. We HAD to get her out. So we call the cops. The cops arrive and here the gun shots and think we are shooting at them. We yell at them and tell them we are not armed and made it out. That’s the story but I love the getting lost in my back yard better.”

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