Luke Bryan Wins 9 ACA’s By Winning “Best Female” Awards
Last night the 2012 American Country Awards transpired on Fox, with Luke Bryan coming out as the big winner. The Georgia native walked away with an unprecedented 9 awards. How did the country singer rack up so many trophies? By giving a new meaning to the term “crossover appeal,” taking awards in both male and female categories, including the coveted Female Artist of the Year, and Female Single of the Year for the song, “I Don’t Want This Night To End.”
The ACA’s are unique in the country world by being completely fan voted. As ACA spokesperson Pat Frankenfurter explains, crowning Luke Bryan for female awards was the will of the people. “The ACA Awards took a gender neutral stance when it came to Luke Bryan. We gave the fans the opportunity to vote for Luke in whatever gender category they wished. We let the people decide, and it appears they decided Luke is just as good of a female artist as he is a male one, if not better.”
The ACA’s wanted to avoid the same controversy that tainted the 2012 CMT Awards this summer when Luke Bryan was disqualified from his “Best Male Video” win when it was discovered he had a vagina. “We wanted to respect Luke’s privacy when it comes to gender,” says Pat Frankenfurter.
But of course Luke Bryan’s big wins are not sitting well with some fans of country’s other female artists who were shut out on the night. “Oh my God, Luke Bryan totally needs to make up his mind if he’s a dude or a chick, like right now,” spouted disgruntled Miranda Lambert fan Naomi Morrison from Houston, Texas. “I mean seriously dude, just check. Is it an innie or an outie? Meanwhile my Miranda got totally shut out. It’s pretty much stupid if you ask me.”
Pat Frankenfurter said the ACA Awards aren’t too worried about the backlash from Luke Bryan’s wins, “Because let’s face it, we’re not a real awards show anyway.”
Luke Bryan released the following photos that he says are validation that he deserves both his “Best Male” and “Best Female” awards.
Luke’s gynecologist could not be reached for comment.
ZakkGallows
December 11, 2012 @ 9:59 am
Work it, girl. Work it.
Keith Litteral
December 11, 2012 @ 11:35 am
Fucking awesome!
OFT
December 11, 2012 @ 5:16 pm
“The Georgia native walked away with an unprecedented 9 awards.”
I’m confused, did he walk or sashay?
Robby
December 13, 2012 @ 6:10 pm
I hate the fact they insist Ms. Bryan is from my home state .
RWP
December 11, 2012 @ 5:59 pm
Big horse tooth bitch got it goin on.
Say,did anyone else notice the amount of singers with caps on backwards last night? wth?
Eric
December 11, 2012 @ 6:11 pm
They’re probably trying to one-up Brantley Gilbert, LOL!
PB
December 12, 2012 @ 1:24 pm
Tell Luke to douche her pussy, to keep it good and fresh. We don’t want any fishy aftertaste.
Patrick C
December 12, 2012 @ 5:52 pm
who is Luke Bryant?
Chris
December 12, 2012 @ 10:00 pm
Ha, thank you for not being like every other site and promoting this clown and the completely rigged American Country Awards. How exactly does Miranda Lambert win every Female Artist category besides the Female Artist of the Year? I was talking to a coworker at DISH about the show, and it seems like everyone knows this is a fake awards show, so why are people acting like it is a big deal. I didn”™t watch the show on Monday because I was out with the boys, but my DISH Hopper recorded it with PrimeTime Anytime. I really like how it records everything during primetime without me having to set a million timers, so I don”™t have to worry about forgetting about a onetime event like this. I am glad that I decided to check it out because there were a few really good performances.
Eric
December 12, 2012 @ 10:29 pm
This is a fan-voted award show. Are you accusing the ACA of vote-counting fraud?
Robby
December 13, 2012 @ 6:07 pm
Luke Bryan , Zac Brown , Jason Aldean , and Honey Boo Boo ? It’s time the Georgia legislature call an emergency session to deal with this garbage epidemic a la New Jersey lawmakers with MTV’s Jersey Shore .
Eric
December 14, 2012 @ 12:16 am
I like Zac Brown. He is one of the best artists in mainstream country right now.
akasha
December 28, 2012 @ 6:15 am
I don”™t think that anyone was surprised that Luke Bryan cleaned up at the ACAs. He has been doing so well all year and his songs are super catchy.
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