When you’re listening to a country song and a snap track kicks in.
When you’re listening to a country song and the singer starts rapping.
When somebody tells you Dan + Shay is their favorite country act.
When a chick or dude that you’re really really into tells you they’re a massive Sam Hunt fan.
When somebody says “Turnpike who?”
When a cover band breaks into “Wagon Wheel.”
When you’re speed walking through the grocery store because your significant other forgot one stupid thing you absolutely need for your holiday weekend boat party, and you hear that shitty Walker Hayes Applebee’s song come on the store’s speakers.
You’re browsing through one of the most badass country music festival lineups you’ve ever seen, and then you see Diplo’s name.
Someone tells you Florida Georgia Line’s getting back together.
When you hear that Dustin Lynch is a member of the Grand Ole Opry.
When you realize Clint Black and Dwight Yoakam aren’t in the Country Music Hall of Fame.
When you’re just trying to take a squirt at a Morgan Wallen concert, and a cat fight comes to your port-o-john.
PORTA POTTY WAR pic.twitter.com/LcjRrDaPXv— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 31, 2023